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"Amazing New Household Product"

I recently read a letter from a woman who is more than satisfied with her laundry soap. So satisfied is she that she wrote a letter of praise to the manufacturer, telling them of her happiness. Let me share the woman’s letter with you:

"Trust Soap Company, Inc.
St. Paul-Minneapolis, MN

Dear Sirs:

I am writing to say what an excellent product Trust Soap with Bleach Additive is! I’ve used it all of my married life, because my Mom always told me that Trust Soap is the absolute best. Now that I am in my fifties I praise Trust Soap even more!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband, who had just consumed six cans of beer, started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally abused me verbally.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse! Quickly, I grabbed my box of Trust Soap with Bleach Additive granules and, to my surprise and absolute satisfaction, all of the stains came out! My blouse looked like new.

In fact, the stains came out so well a detective stopped by my house yesterday and told me the forensic lab’s DNA tests on my blouse were negative.

That same day my attorney called me and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the strange disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without also being considered a murder suspect!

I am so grateful for your amazing product, Trust Soap with Bleach Additive. I just can’t thank you enough. Once again, from me and Harold, my new boyfriend, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for coming out with such an amazing product.

Your Fan for life,

Beatrice"


Copyright-Bob Ford 2008      


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